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A Man Of Peace
March 13, 2026

A Man Of Peace

Ironically, I happened upon the obituary for Colman McCarthy as Trump and Netanyahu dropped their bombs on Iran. I’ll get to the irony—but first, a few words about McCarthy.He was a journalist for the Washington Post—…
Big & Fast
March 7, 2026

Big & Fast

For the last few days, reporters have been desperately searching for a logical explanation as to why Trump would do something so illogical as start a war with Iran.It's a challenging mission cause there's no logical explanation other than the one …
Epstein's Asset
Feb. 14, 2026

Epstein's Asset

If I had a pantheon of super-smart lefties who influenced my life, Noam Chomsky would be right up there with Kurt Vonnegut.I loved Vonnegut's books. Still read Slaughterhouse Five from time to time.Vonnegut could reduce the atrocious hypocrisies…
One Day In The Life Of Our Country
Feb. 10, 2026

One Day In The Life Of Our Country

On February 6, I woke to discover Trump had posted a video, depicting the Obamas as apes.Still half asleep, I thought...You gotta be kidding me--how low will this fucker go?A few minutes later the Associated Press offered their assessment, rep…
Melania--The Review
Feb. 5, 2026

Melania--The Review

There I was, walking along Wabash Street through the heart of Boyle Heights, a predominantly Hispanic neighborhood in Los Angeles, when who did I see looking back at me?Melania!Well, not in person. She was on a bus-shelter poster beneath a plate…
The 12th Man
Jan. 13, 2026

The 12th Man

In the aftermath of the Bears' stunning come-from-behind playoff victory over the dreaded Green Bay Packers, it's time to reveal the inside story of the behind-the-scenes hero, who made it all possible.Here goes…I was in California, visit…
Truthful Liars
Jan. 6, 2026

Truthful Liars

In my desperation to find something positive to say about Trump's invasion of Venezuela, I've come down to this...He’s telling the truth—sorta.That is, after he's done lying. So you might say he's the most truthful liar in the histor…
Sorry, Stevie
Dec. 11, 2025

Sorry, Stevie

I need to make an apology and a correction, and I need to make them fast!They have to do with One Winged Dove, a song by Stevie Nicks. You know the one–it goes…“Just like a one-winged dove–ooh, baby, ooh.”…
Norm To The Rescue—Again
Dec. 2, 2025

Norm To The Rescue—Again

Many years ago when I was just a kid, I loved Norm Van Lier with a passion that’s hard to explain and embarrassing to admit.He was the six-foot-tall guard on the Bulls, usually the shortest, skinniest guy on the floor. But he played with a f…
Donnie’s In Love
Nov. 19, 2025

Donnie’s In Love

It was late at night and I was home alone watching a movie, when the text came in.Back to the Future, if you must know--the movie I was watching, that is. Sad to say—it didn’t stand the test of time. Another topic for another day. So, …
Benny’s Bias
Nov. 13, 2025

Benny’s Bias

This week I took a trip inside my brain—here’s how it went down…Every few months or so, Charles Henderson, peace activist extraordinaire, comes on my podcast to talk about the issues of the day–with me asking the questions…
Funny? How?
Nov. 7, 2025

Funny? How?

I was on the phone with this super-smart young journalist. Call her Nell--as that’s her name.And I made a wisecrack that caused Nell to laugh and say, “you’re funny.”To which I reflexively said the first thing that popped…
Ocean Waves
Oct. 22, 2025

Ocean Waves

There are so many reasons I love One Battle After Another--Paul Thomas Anderson's latest movie--it's hard to mention them all. So I'll keep it to one--the sensei.That would be Sergio St. Carlos, the character played by Benicio del Toro, who's call…
The Great Tony Fitzpatrick
Oct. 13, 2025

The Great Tony Fitzpatrick

By the time I met Tony Fitzpatrick, he was already a Chicago legend.This was the fall of 2006. By chance, our children attended the same high school. And I saw him at a parent-teacher conference night, sitting in the last row to meet with Ms. Gall…
Theology The Vance Way
Oct. 1, 2025

Theology The Vance Way

Among the things I learned from last Sunday’s New York Times is that JD Vance trolled Pope Leo XIV with impunity, when they met back in May.I learned about this from a letter to the editor written by Allen J. Wiener, alerting me to an essay …
Vote Blue For Thee, Not For Me
Sept. 23, 2025

Vote Blue For Thee, Not For Me

For almost 40 years, I’ve been urging my lefty friends to please, please, please vote Democratic in the general election.Any general election. But especially presidential ones.I've told them things like…Think of the courts! Or..…
Retreating Into Reverie
Sept. 16, 2025

Retreating Into Reverie

When I settled down to read this week’s New York Time's book review, I had no intention of buying or ordering any new books.  You hear that? No intention!Already have enough unread books I’m intending to read. They fill the tabl…
Defender Of The Faith?
Sept. 10, 2025

Defender Of The Faith?

In an attempt to defend the indefensible, Bret Stephens felt compelled to address the antisemitism of right wingers.More or less. But before I get ahead of myself…Bret Stephens is a conservative columnist for the New York Times, who fight…
Boss Donny Does Like Daley
Aug. 27, 2025

Boss Donny Does Like Daley

Having spent years following the power plays of Mayor Daley, I've learned a thing or two about all-mighty Big City Bosses who make the corporate elite bow to their commands--if they know what’s good for them.But, sorry, Mayor Daley. When it …
Maxwell Sees Nothing
Aug. 25, 2025

Maxwell Sees Nothing

Well, I think we all saw this story coming long before it broke in a Friday-afternoon news dump to be immediately pushed aside by an avalanche of other Trump atrocities--including his declaration to send troops to Chicago. God help us all.The thin…
Michigan Highway 37
Aug. 21, 2025

Michigan Highway 37

First the good news, America!There I was, driving south on M-37 through the heart of Michigan, which is sorta the heart of America, heading home from my yearly family vacation in that lovely state.And there wasn't a Trump sign in sight. So that&…
Known As A Scam
July 28, 2025

Known As A Scam

Making my way through an article about Chicago's broke-ass public schools, when I confronted a sentence guaranteed to trigger me.As if a city perpetually skimping on public education wasn’t triggering enough.It came in an article jointly w…
Let `em Eat Grocery Stores
July 23, 2025

Let `em Eat Grocery Stores

I figured it was only a matter of time before some mainstream journalist invoked the specter of Communism to scare the shit out of New Yorkers into voting against the Z man.Sure enough, right on cue, Kathleen Parker, columnist for the Washington P…
King Donnie & Epstein--BFFs
July 16, 2025

King Donnie & Epstein--BFFs

It's early to give out this year's acting awards, but I think the best performance in a melodrama goes to Alex Jones, the conspiracy huckster, who managed to squeeze out a crocodile tear over the latest twist in the sordid saga of Jeffrey Epstein.…